A King’s Tale: Final Fantasy XV (Part 2)

So about a week back I posted at length about finally getting to play A King’s Tale, and how much fun it was. None of what I posted then is untrue, nor has my overall opinion of the game changed now that I’ve finished it.

But. This. Asshole.
This one right here.

I played A King’s Tale for about two hours today, and two thirds of that time was spent on this final battle against Ultros. I griped. I raged. I begged. He just wouldn’t die. Eventually, Brian overheard me yelling for chicken while trying to kill an Iron Giant and started to tease me in my stream’s chat, so I bullied him into helping me instead of cooking the actual chicken we’re having for dinner tonight. A few deaths later, and not even he could get it.

But the time that he played, while I was away from the controller, helped me. It wasn’t a zen… Good god, it was so far from a zen moment. I’m pretty sure I died a few more times after he handed the game back to me, but even then the game was different. Watching him didn’t really help, because he was going through all the same fails as I already had recognized myself. The frustration was gone, though, and that was enough.

And so, I killed that eight-legged little shit. Finally. If you wanna watch, you can always find the vid right here on Twitch or on YouTube.

A King’s Tale: Final Fantasy XV

I’m pretty sure most of us know of A King’s Tale already, since it was one of the pre-order bonuses for FFXV–in the U.S. it was the one for GameStop, unfortunately. I don’t like GameStop. So all I’ve had to content myself with was this trailer:

Now then, I’ve had plenty of time since November 29th (lol Squeenix pushed dates again, but what’s a two month delay after 10 years?) where I could have either watched a video of a playthrough, or even tried to Share Play it through a friend (something we’d discussed briefly but never got around to trying) but I didn’t really want to do either of those. I wanted to actually get my hands on the game.

And then? Then Squeenix announced the game would be out March 1st! For free! Until yesterday actually came around, I thought it would be as an add-on for those already with the game, at least in order to get it for free. But nope, everyone can get it for free, and everyone with even the slightest interest in FFXV and/or beat-em-ups really should.

It’s not long, so you don’t have to worry about some huge investment. I played an hour and a half last night (including not only dying a few times but also a few unfortunate distractions; without those the session would probably have been an hour, max), and I think I have one, maybe two maps left. Random YouTube video titles that I’ve seen imply that there might be multiple endings, but I don’t know about that myself and won’t for a while, since I’m only playing through it the once right now.

I’ll be back on Twitch for the second half of the game this afternoon or tonight, but if you want to see last night’s play, you can watch that here. Probably the best “bedtime story” Easter egg I’ve seen pretty much ever can be found near the end of last night’s vid; I don’t know if it triggers on any playthrough or only if you have a habit of dying like I do, but that one scene alone would have been enough for me to spend a few bucks on this quick little game if it wasn’t already free.

TL;DR: I didn’t think a beat-em-up, even an FF one, would be this much fun anymore. If I do have only two maps left, like I think I do, I’m going to be kind of sad that there’s not more to play.

New Year Dragon Age Re-Everything Postponed (Last of the cross-post/archives from blogger.)

I’m not cancelling the idea, so don’t worry (as if anyone other than myself was worried :p). I’m just officially acknowledging that I need more time to get it started. The short excuse is: I fell into Final Fantasy XV Hell much harder, and for much longer, than I expected to. I finished my first save on the 1st:

 

I played on Easy (cause I almost always do) and I did pretty much every hunt available before endgame, so yeah my level was a little out of control for not being a New Game+. I’ll try and make a fuller post for the game, with spoilers, but that’ll come later. For now though, I just started my first NG+ after about two weeks of postgame. This NG+ is being documented on my Twitter with the hashtag #PrinceSpaceman if anyone wants to follow the absurdity of it. Also, I wanna give a shoutout and rec for @FFXVsnapshot for being amazing at archiving some of the amazing shots and comments that everyone’s uploading to Twitter from their games.

(As an aside, Brian’s also playing the game now, so my NG+ playtime is limited to his progress so I don’t have to start banishing him from the room again when I play to keep as many spoilers away from him as possible. I’m uploading his screen caps to FFXVsnapshot as well, with his handle in the post to separate them from my own uploads.)

But! Back to the postponed Dragon Age project, cause that was the original reason for this post. FFXV is the most obvious reason for delaying it, but I’m also trying to set up a new spot on WordPress that I’m going to move over to, instead of here at Blogger. Blogger’s been good to me, but it’s time to move along. WordPress I’m hoping will give me some more options comparatively, since everything here has become more than a bit dated. If everything works right, then brennacedria.com will redirect to there once I have it set up how I like. Some of the content here I’ll archive there, but most of it will be purged for age and irrelevance so I can start with a clean-ish slate there.

Since I don’t have a time frame for when I can pull myself away from FFXV enough to move back to DA, and since I don’t have a schedule yet for the WP either, I don’t know yet when the Re-Everything will start. But when it does, I’ll let everyone know so you can move to following there as you’re interested.

Year-End Partial Recap (Minor Non-Plot Spoilers for FFXV & Rogue One)

So, not only has it been almost two weeks since I last posted, but all those posts so far have been Final Fantasy XV and I figure it’s time for a more general update.

FFXV? In spite of some massive frustrations, it’s still going, and I technically still like the game. But some of those frustrations continue to include:

  • Load times: depending on a combination of your chosen destination and luck, “fast travel” in the game can take longer than just letting Ignis drive the Regalia on auto. Since I have the game set up now to accumulate AP and Exp on long drives, unless I’m playing online I usually just choose the latter and turn to my phone or laptop while I wait. Or, on at least two occasions, I nap between destinations, only to wake up at my end point to wonder how long I’ve been standing there. But hey, at least I get points for it!
  • Music: so, this is something that I’ve had thoughts about for a little more than a week now, it’s also and the reason for that “What Makes an FF?” poll I posted. I couldn’t say that’s what it was for at the time, because I didn’t want to steer answers, but that is what it was for. With 78 answers total (three per person who answered) most of the answers revolved around recurring elements such as chocobos, moogles, Cid, etc. (21 answers total.) But about 10% of answers did name music specifically; that’s the answer I was looking for, for comparison to my biggest complaint about FFXV: So far, at least, (tail end of chapter 8) there has been no memorable music in the game. Originally, I thought the use of previous games’ soundtracks in the car was a great addition, but by the time I found the MP3 player item to let me take those soundtracks anywhere in the game, I started to wonder why the game needed to rely on so much of the older games’ music. And the fact is, up to where I am in the game, it’s because the game doesn’t have much music of its own. That’s horribly disappointing for me, because if I were to answer my own poll, my answers would have been 1) music (this is where my emotional investment in the series is generated) 2) recurring elements and 3) character relationships. I love the boys, but without a strong supporting soundtrack the game suddenly feels horribly flat. I’m praying that this changes as I leave Lucius for the less-open parts of the game, but I’m not terribly hopeful.
  • Product placement and fan service: like a lot of players, I hate what they made of Cindy. I don’t care so much about the sexiness of her costume; it’s something, unfortunately, to be expected. I care more about just how dumb it is. Characters can be sexy, even fan service, without dressing like that. Look at the women walking around Lestallum, for instance; when walking around town they look ridiculous, with their crop tops and whatever, but when it shows those characters working they’re in full containment suits. They’re nothing like Cindy, thank god, but they’re still half-dressed when off-duty. But when they do get to work they look like they’re actually going to be working and not permanently maiming themselves while doing so. Also don’t get me started on the product placement. God, it’s making me want to cry. The camping gear I get; even without the game, there’s only one brand I could name off the top of my head, and it’s the brand in the game. But the food… oh dear god. I got a certain quest and I felt my soul shatter into a thousand pieces. You know the one. I knew it was coming. I’d seen it on YouTube. But after sitting through it I wanted to go buy as much of the product as I could find and burn it on a ritual bonfire.
  • Missing plot: this could be considered a sort-of spoiler, but I want to include it here without hiding it because it’s important. READ ANY PAPERS/MAGAZINES/ETC THAT YOU FIND and LISTEN TO THE RADIOS WHEN YOU GO TO THE DINERS.You will miss explanations for a few things, at least, without doing this. Perhaps these things will be covered directly when you get to later chapters, but these missing elements begin to affect game play right around chapter 8, I’ve noticed, and without a combo of the papers, the radio, and a little bit of online spoilers I’d have no idea what was going on right now. Also, Brotherhood and Kingsglaive aren’t necessary, but they are extremely helpful with just little bits of fill-in-the-blanks. Missing those won’t leave you without as many details as missing Dragon Age additional materials, but they do have additional context that I appreciate when I run across more vague areas in the game.
  • Endless side quests: This is more of a personal problem, and I’ve mentioned it before, but the side quests are continuing to wear on me. I’m too much of a completionist, and there are too many unimportant quests to complete. However, through one of these unending side quests I located the home of the terrifying Worst Bird. He (She?) hasn’t shown up in that specific location yet, though, so I’m assuming I’ll have to wait for a hunt to actually face it once more.

…I think that’s enough of direct FF talk, so now on to other things. As I mentioned before, my next plan fandom-wise is to do my New Year Dragon Age Re-Everything, starting approximately on Jan 1st with The Stolen Throne and continuing until everything I can get my hands on is done. I’m not going to set a specific schedule for this project so that I don’t feel rushed (like I’m starting to feel with FFXV, since I need to finish that before I start this). I’m hoping I can find a better method of streaming from my PC, since the only client I’ve managed to get working so far is horrible for picture quality; if so, then I’ll actually have all my gaming online as well as making summary posts like I will be for the rest of the media in the collection. The world state I’m using will be my canon one; anyone from Tumblr should be very familiar with it by now but I’ll spare the details for everyone else for now. If you’re super-curious, you can dig through my Dragon Age tag here for the bullet summaries for my Warden and Hawke; the newest official versions of those saves are still more or less the same as those originals, though some motivations and attitudes have changed.

Finally, I saw Rogue One day before yesterday, and I wasn’t entirely impressed until the end. The first half of the movie feels like it doesn’t know where it’s supposed to be, and then final scenes ended up playing out exactly how I’d guessed they would. Remember that thing I said in my Final Fantasy rants above though, about music creating huge emotional investment for me? That’s where a lot of my final, positive opinion of the movie comes from. I do feel that with repeated viewings the whole movie will feel more unified in the series (I was the same way with TFA; I enjoyed it but it didn’t feel connected to the rest of the movies until it was out on disc and I could watch it a few more times), but it’s going to take some time to get there.

Anyway, that’s my pre-Christmas fandom recap, I guess. I have other, more personal-and-work-related things going on, of course, but those aren’t nearly as interesting and I’ve babbled enough for one post.

Infinite Fetch Quest XV (Non-Plot Spoilers)

On our way to… I don’t even remember which quest anymore.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m still enjoying the game overall, and once I get back to real plot stuff my opinion will probably go up to loving the game. But right now, in Chapter 3 and probably continuing for the next few chapters? I feel like I’m in the Hinterlands in Dragon Age: Inquisition. If a quest is available, I have to complete it. That’s just how I am. And hey, being this way and completing all the quests should ensure that I won’t be underleveled later.

But oh my god is this tedious.

It looks like there are six trophies for side quests (with the sixth one being for 80 quests completed) and I have four of them so far, counting last night’s session. I was originally planning to stream tonight, since it’s time to fight Deadeye and get chocobos and things like that, but I’m sort of second-guessing myself now. Three hours of side quest streaming–again–doesn’t sound terribly appealing, after all. Maybe instead, I can do an hour and a half or so offline, then Deadeye and all on a stream after? That might be the best idea.

Also, I have a better way of saving Prompto’s pictures than I’d previously found searching online. I mentioned before a thread that advised full-screening the pictures and then manually screencapping them, and while that works, there’s a black frame around the photo. If you like having the frame, then this original method that I found will work fine for you. But in a different thread on the same forums, someone mentioned that you don’t have to actually upload the pictures to Twitter or anywhere else. Instead, all you have to do is get to the share screen where you pick where to upload it, then back out again. Technically, I already knew that sharing a picture saved a full-sized, not-framed copy of it to your capture gallery. I didn’t know until finding the thread, though, that stopping the upload still saved the file locally. So, yay! Upload your pics later if you want, or transfer them to USB to edit them, or whatever you want to do, without going through the nonsense of getting them back from Twitter! I know, I know, it’s a dumb thing to get excited over. But I freaking love having screencaps, and not having Prompto’s pictures automatically save to the Capture Gallery is almost hurtful.

Anyhow, have a dumb shot of the boys, since I have these pics saved now.

Overlooking Galden Quay

Best Bird | Worst Bird (Final Fantasy XV)

I was able to get another night in with FFXV last night. Spent most of it looking for hunts that were at my level, but after that I finally made my way to Galden Quay. And that was… an experience. I fished, badly. Very badly. I tried to kidnap a cat. I took pictures at the designated photo location with a gorgeous view over and over like it was a a photospot at Disney. You know, good touristy stuff.

Oh, and then I almost got eaten by a huge bird–the same one that I briefly saw on night one, when I declared, “Oh, I’m going to kill that! …or maybe it’ll kill me. Oh.”

For the record, Best Bird:

Worst Bird:

Its head has its own pair of wings for god’s sake. What the hell even is this thing?

I did finally get around to advancing the plot some, and finished up Chapter 1. I wouldn’t have noticed any different if I hadn’t seen Kingsglaive, but I love that scenes from it were added into the game. I really liked the movie, and having its events integrated directly (rather than just some re-make recap) felt very right.

Tonight (?) I’ll be heading out for at least one side quest here at the beginning of Chapter 2, then unless I find more hunts my level I’m going to do the next plot quest, which involves meeting up with a person in a place. That’s not a spoiler… right? I think I’m okay saying that much.

FFXV Night 1 Quick Summary (No Spoilers)

I’ll see about a more in depth post later, maybe in the morning, maybe later, but for now here are a few points from tonight’s session:

  • They actually made me push the Regalia when it broke down.
    • But they let me control the camera the whole time, so I got some entertaining angles at least.
  • Prompto not only has Instagram filters for his photos, the fact that posting them to social media is actually in the game’s menu (not just the system gallery) leads me to believe that under normal circumstances he’d be posting them to Twitter himself.
    • I’d actually really like to see Prompto’s Instagram.
  • There was a QTE-ish thing to stir a pot of stew.
  • Magic is kind of like using draw points in FFVIII; you find deposits and pull the energy from them, then craft spells from that. Like FFVIII, magic seems to be exhaustible. Need to look into this more.
  • Leveling what we’d normally call skills is like the sphere grid (FFX) and/or Cystarium (FFXIII).
    • Otherwise leveling seems normal; you have to check in at a camp/inn/etc to apply your experience but it raises your HP, MP, and probably (I haven’t looked deeply yet) other stats as well.
  • FFVI-style sprites indicate who can use items when in shop menus, etc. They do the FFVI victory dance when an item applies to them just like in that game, too.
  • I figured out how to control the stereo in the car. I then spent a 4 minute (real time) drive between two points skipping every track on shuffle.
    • I finally settled on Bombing Mission because Bombing Mission.
  • Squeenix via Ignis deserves a smack upside the head for a comment made to Prompto at one of the outposts, about how he needs to stop eating if he doesn’t want to gain weight. Dick move, Squeenix. Dick move.
    • Is there a “Prompto Argentum Defense Squad” yet? If not I’m starting one.
  • I am a master of Justice Monsters V.
    • Seriously just skip through that whole section on the stream part 2 highlights. I got sucked in for a nice little chunk of time.

…I know there’s so much more, but after three and a half hours I don’t remember what else specifically. The highlights should be transferring from Twitch to YouTube any minute now, and you can watch them at either site. I’ll try to be back on tomorrow night for more (maybe I’ll even leave Hammerhead!) but it’ll depend on how work and life turn out through the day. At the latest, I’ll be back on by the weekend, but I don’t honestly expect it to take that long for another go at it.

I mean, I have to get back to Justice Monsters V after all.

Morning Update: I knew I’d find more after letting all of this sit overnight.

  • The load times. Oh sweet GOD the load times. You know how Dragon Age: Origins or Oblivion loaded on PS3? It’s a similar wait. Not every transition has an official loading screen (thank god) but the ones that do are torture.
  • Prompto’s photos don’t automatically save to the system’s capture gallery, and can’t be manually exported there, either. Choosing to share a picture gives you the options to use Facebook, Twitter, PSN’s messaging, or PSN’s communities. This is such bullshit. I’m going to look around and see if either of the PSN options will put the pics in a place where I can manually save them, but in the meantime the only screen caps my system has are the automatic ones from when I get trophies.
    • Confirmed that I can only get the images if I upload them to Twitter and save them from there. Doing it that way is making .jpg-large files (which apparently is a thing for Twitter, I haven’t saved pics from there before so it’s news to me) so make sure to change type to “All Files” and rename it with a .jpg extension if you’re like me and haven’t saved from Twitter before. Unfortunately for me, this means a lot of sharing to Twitter then coming to the computer, saving, and deleting the extra tweets. Such bullshit.

Further Update re: Prompto’s photos.

I continued to look for ways to save these without uploading the first, and came across this post on the Final Fantasy XV forums (screenshot because I was on my phone at the time) for how to save them on PS4, at least. TL;DR:

  • Open photo in-game so it fills the screen.
  • Screenshot the game as with the photo filling the screen.
  • Photo now magically saved to the system’s capture gallery.

It’s still bullshit, but at least it should work.