Final Fantasy: All The Bravest..?

I’ve “played” this “game” enough that I’ve apparently finished it with the fight against Ex-Death or Neo Ex-Death or whichever it was, but I still don’t get it.

(Pictured: Not Neo Ex-Death, cause I didn’t get a picture of him. Have a Tiamat instead.)

I mean, I understand how to play the game as the tutorial teaches you to. Tap a character, they hit enemy. Character gets hit, they’re out. Fine. But that’s… literally it? And once I ended up with more than maybe 5 characters (which happened really damned early) I wasn’t tapping characters anymore so much as just constantly swiping at my screen to make sure a character is attacking as soon as it was active again. And… that’s it. That’s the whole game.

And I played until the end, and I’m still not entirely sure why.

The game has premium characters and items and stuff. For you to buy. With money. Have people actually paid for them? Why? There’s no where in the game to take them. So far as I can tell, you don’t get extra levels for unlocking premium characters. And even if you did, it’s more than a little dumb.

Also, why in god’s name is there a social function? I barely want to type out this post admitting that I played this game through to the end. I’m only doing it because I’m that confused by the game and the fact that I continued to play it. I sure as hell didn’t want to brag about it while playing.

IDK. I’m not going to understand ATB. I’m just going to go back to Record Keeper. I’m currently on the last fight of Castle Fynn from FFII, which I guess is about a third through the currently-available Realm dungeons, and it’s keeping me far more entertained than most mobile games. And at least it is a game, especially compared to ATB.